v ··senior Moments·· Since 1980 eureka A SELECflON OF ORIGINAL IDEAS COLLECTED OVER 40 YEARS, FREE FOR YOU TO USE OR EXPAND UPON. ].ZWEBEN Being Creative makes you Think If "Senior Moments" gets you to smile or nod, then it's good. Creating is stimulating. Getting a new Idea turns us on.- All I have to do is direct my attention to creating, and I produce. I always carry a pencil and paper with me wherever I go. In a fleeting second I could look at an existing product, and my mind turns to constructive change. Just for the fun and novelty. I usually come up with something new. It does not have to be practical. Let the innovative master minds develop it further. It pleases me, and it could please you very easily. I know that there is some merit to my thousands of Original Ideas. Those who are gifted with their hands and inventive can carry the ideas forward. Those who are handicapped, in a nursing home, confined to their homes -- or have idle time - are now able to use their minds in a different way. Just by thinking novelty. Look at magazine and newspaper ads. Check your car over. Check out a new room as you enter. One after another. Surely you can think of a new slant, write it down, collect them. It will occupy you mind and bring you comfort. These ideas are all new to me, and there was never my intent to use someone else's creations. So use them if you wish, they are Free from me to you. But if you want to produce any one or more of them, please go thru the proper procedure to achieve them as your own. IDEAS - NOVEMBER 3, 2009 12,424. 425. 426. 427. 428. 429. 430. 431. 432. 433. 434. 435. 436. 437. 438. 439. 440. 441. 442. 443. 444. 445. 446. 447. 448. 449. 450. 451. 452. 453. 454. Picture of deceased spouse on wall clock. A personal scope you can look into shows parents, kids, cousins. Why can't cops look through wooden door to see bad guys on other side? A small globe of the United States on kitchen table, for kids. Co-pilot next to driver can use brake peddle in an emergency. At bedtime, lay on your back with creative thoughts, then turn good position. You need a Memory Mind to get into your favorite position. Hands also. "No solicitors" on front door of home. Also, "Please do not ring bell." A heel with a spring for man's ordinary shoes, for walking or dancing. Passenger in car has binoculars to help with directions. Why not a co-pilot in car to avoid accidents? A catalog special for seniors, ages 65-95. Remove shoe lace from certain shoe and it becomes a sandal. Go ahead, worry about your dreams, they'll never be as bad as reality. A magnet ring about golf cup, golf ball magnetized. Not for pros. Scrub your hair every morning and you will avoid loosing hair. Dig deep in old stereos to hear Yiddish spoken, to remind you of parents. Sleep is pleasant for seniors. More pleasant if no dreams. Glove compartment in car should have instructions, if problems arise. Bio-feedback to eliminate headache and many physical problems. Keep smiling and the headache will go away. If spray coffee granules/creamer will this stick to sides, to prevent spills? A pillow at bottom of feet at bedtime, very suitable. At night, walk closer to doorbells instead of center of condo driveways. Emergency button around neck if attached at Mall. More pillows around neck and at feet at bedtime. Children should wear swim suits/clothing, can't turn over & sink. Can yell. Ice cube maker both elongated or regular square. You choose, or both. New technological devices given to seniors to occupy sight and mind, for hours. Remote control putter, directs ball to go into cup, not for pros. Chocolate kisses with other candies on kitchen table, after child eats. IDEAS - NOVEMBER 6, 2009 12,455. 456. 457. 458. 459. 460. 461. 462. 463. 464. 465. 466. 467. 468. 469. 470. 471. 472. 473. 474. 475. 476. 4 77. 478. 479. 480. 481 . 482. 483. 484. A small or larger crossword game for children at kitchen table, easily removed. Doorbell will not ring unless merchant uses C-phone to get me awake. A special billiard chalk for a special cue stick, almost laser guided. The bottom of a lamp shade near favorite chair has pictures of family. A screw driver combined with hammer on top. A toaster, after done, can be raised an inch for easy removal. Shake milk bottle beyond expiration date, or add chocolate milk. If you practice basketball alone, a dull rim so you don't chase ball. A golf ball hangs down from garage ceiling to check same parking. Crossword puzzle on your T.V. Give 3-4 choice answers. Very small bicycle on a track in playroom for youngsters. Golf club bags secured in back of golf cart. If one falls out, hom sounds? Scooters used in Sun City. A music box which plays your favorite songs for 15 minutes as you go to bed. Seniors, when sleepy after eating, go to favorite chair for nap. Sun City library should have a class on new devices which kids carry. The picture of a brain, for viewers to see on T.V., how it functions High school kids should have a car to tinker with, even changing tires. Bio-feedback can control your heart blood to where it hurts, and helps. iPod can occupy too many minds with gibberish. Picture of your favorite dog/car on their favorite mat. Double-built shutters in 2 or 3 story home become ladders to escape fire. As you turn on one side of the mattress it raises to a different firmness. You smile in the shower mirror when hot water eliminates backache. Keep alert while driving, looking in mirrors. Press button on watch and you learn what eventful day this is in history. Wear special shoes sitting in your chair gives you acupressure & reflexology. Sneakers don't have to match for classy ladies. Perhaps shoe strings only: Don't have to toast warm bread with meals. Platter keeps bread warm. No-spill coffee mug in car, with a straw. You taste the flavor with straw. IDEAS - NOVEMBER 10, 2009 12,485. 486. 487. 488. 489. 490. 491 . 492. 493. 494. 495. 496. 497. 498. 499. 500. 501. 502. 503. 504. 505. 506. 507. 508. 509. 510. 511 , 512. 513. 514. 515. When a new car is sold, a finger print to open door with out key. A amber light turn red for 5 seconds counting 1 to 5, then red light. Introduce scooter during Sun City anniversary parade. A cane that hold a sword, a WWII memento. A vibrating massager which may relieve headaches. A small oxygen inhaler for deep breathing exercises. Stick you nail-fungus toes in the medical bottle, before bed. A pocket pedometer, while social dancing, to see if you walked a mile. Paint eyebrows over pet, small dogs. A bathrobe with slippers. Extending all the way down. When a senior has lots of errands with car, he inhales energy from dash. For men, darken eyebrows to look more manly, younger. Eye drops for treating the skin infections? Small spring to sit on and lift yourself up. Portable in case. No amber lights to race through and cause crashes. Red blinking ligl:J.ts first. A photographer takes your pictures in front of7 Wonders of the World. Spanish speaking legal/illegal should call 912 in an emergency, speaks Spanish. Underline new words in paperbacks to study and learn spelling. A bomber vest with the right military cap. Bow ties carried on trip in place of no ties. If you fall with a cane, can unscrew and have two springy lifts. "A voice from the grave." Actual recording of loved one buried when visit. A special printed plate, on the rim, of your parents on special holidays. Once a week before sleep read special blessings for under pillow. For seniors upon awakening "G-d gave you this day to enjoy". A special heating pad for what ails you during sleep. If meat or chicken too tough to eat, add lots of gravy or soda. To prevent falls from ladder, the steps should be wider. If thief opens your garage door at night, while sleeping, your home lights up. Turning door knob at night by thief, sets the sound of your dog barking. Small cars on the road today built to be sturdy, less injuries. IDEAS - NOVEMBER 17, 2009 12,516. 517. 518. 519. 520. 521. 522. 523. 524. 525. 526. 527. 528. 529. 530. 531. 532. 533. 534. 535. 536. 537. 538. 539. 540. 541. 542. 543. 544. 545. 546. A robot should lead convoy in Afghan to blow up bombs ahead. Afghan homes that use C-phones to destroy convoys, should be blown up. Try taken a nap on an outdoor hammock if reading and sleeping. Steering wheel, if hands go numb w/sleep alerts fingers to grip. Large, red artificial flower hangs from garage ceiling, to hit center of car. When you get into car, door closes halfway automatically. Chocolates, gum drops in same circle ofbottle water in car seat. Signs on back of your car: "Danger on the road/One accident can ruin your life." Smiling yellow face covers small dent on car. Visor in car can have a flap to make wider. Swish wine around your mouth for full taste. Grips built in all around shower and bath tub. Shake up salad in large bowl by hand or tumble. Why are hardware stores allowed to sell explosive/devices? Seniors in their old age, still vigorous, can become nuns or monks. Once your wallet is stolen, press on keychain to destroy contents. Ladies carry stun guns leaving Mall at night. A female balloon blow up to sleep with. Ha! In a serious car accident, protect contents of glove compartment. If a thief attempts to get into locked car/home with wrong key, sets off alarm. Scream when threatened with attack in Mall parking lot. Sell fruit tart along with pizza. No bikini design. Should be covered further up. An almond breaker so you don't break your own teeth. Peanuts mjxed with M&M candies. An eye glass holder on top of sink when you wash face, won't fall. American flag on belt buckle, and back of belt. Ifyou have a four card flush, the 5th card is face up. If lucky, get the flush. Hal Battery powered candles has picture of deceased pasted on, for memorials. Religious bed sheet with Christian cross/Jewish star, for sleep cover. Could a LED flashlight, walking at night, the beam hits the doorbell, if fall. IDEAS - NOVEMER 20, 2009 12,547. 548. 549. 550. 551. 552. 553. 554. 555. 556. 557. 558. 559. 560. 561. 562. 563. 564. 565. 566. 567. 568. 569. 570. 571. 572. 573. 574. 575. 576. A flre retardant towel on wall near toaster/stove in case of fire. A pair of flre gloves on top extinguisher, to snuff out small fires. When laying down carpet in new home, plenty of fire retardant under it. Sliding panels from fuselage may block a small bomb hole by bad guy. Or, a slide rolls down inside plane if the bombing is slight. Under the helmet of a football player, a 1" thick foam padding for protection. Tie only half of shoe laces for sneakers/boots for looser fit. Man's boots rocks a little like rocking chair. Why can't cops on Mexican boarder tell if illegal people are in truck/car? A pen, pencil inside hard cover pad of paper. New expensive cigarettes: no inhale, just dangle from lips, no harm. Garage door shows that it is shut with green light in kitchen. Stand a bike vertically from roofto floor in garage. Occupies less room. Two versions of 5:30p.m. news. One liberal, one conservative. Take your pick. Why not a heavier golf ball when putting? Two counters in medical offices for wheelchair seniors who cannot reach. Or, wheelchair seniors can be able to raise seat, talking business. A bib for seniors, or at home. If tremor, when going out to restaurant ask waitress to cut steak, roast, etc. Spray fresh air, purifiers, into bedroom before sleep. Also kitchen when eating. Walking in summer monsoon rain, with boots and rainwear, a pleasure. Special weekly cleaning inside Fridge. Also to check leftovers. With your Blackberry in restaurant, you can tell if thieves are working on car. It would be of interest to learn how many airplane runways America built WWII. Why can't a special shoe stretcher, for toes, be available? If you are tired or sleepy, maybe going to the bathroom will awaken you. Behind closet door, hands a waistband stretcher. For men/women, dampen. A liquid, medical-treated adhesive on face wrinkles before bed. Don't bother looking at back of head in mirror, in case there is a bald spot. Soapy spot on bath mat to scrub bottom of feet, IDEAS - NOVEMBER 24, 2009 12,577. 578. 579. 580. 581. 582. 583. 584. 585. 586. 587. 588. 589. 590. 591. 592. 593. 594. 595. 596. 597. 598. 599. 600. 601. 602. 603. 604. 605. 606. 607. When robbed, press button on key chain to wipe out 4last letters on credit card. On license plates, 1st and 2nd numerals double in size on left side, easier to see. Or, blow up wallet as soon as it is stolen. A small purse carried on shoulders can rest on top of breasts. A foot rest under desk can move up and down for exercise. A portable magnifying page for Yellow Pages. Don' t sit 2 or 3 hours, get up and walk around. Don't cross feet when sitting one or two hours. Stretch you legs. When intruders enter your house, press the emergency button around your neck. Football players wear protective soft Y4" padding under helmet. Or, players should wear strong nylon underwear, ankle and knee braces. Or, one tackler should stop football players catching a pass. Or, one runner can sack the quarterback. No concussion. All of the above leads to higher scoring which the fans love. Since there are .99c stores, why not $99. stores? Or, $9.99 stores? Or, football players should wear strong girdles during game. Double thick irons for your golf game. Not for pros. Or, a very thin putter to get into hole. Why not collection of picture albums, converted to a half hour T.V. show? Stun gun can neutralize pistol that thieves point at you. If 80-90 year old males can get an erection, the whole atmosphere changes. Is taking 9-12 pills at once after breakfast/dinner advisable? A tough job: when a senior gets sick, he should figure out treatment & cure. Make a list when seeing your doctor. Write his answers & cures. Illustrations of ten best sexual positions. Trim solo hedges to a point instead of flat on top. Hand carved heirloom clock, the pendulum shows different family members. Helicopters to shoot up road ahead of convoy to activate buried bombs. Lead convoy truck to beam the road ahead for bombs, cut wires. Helicopters beams down to activate metal devices buried in road cutting wires. IDEAS - DECEMBER 1, 2009 12,608. 609. 61 0. 611 . 612. 613. 614. 615. 616. 617. 618. 619. 620. 621. 622. 623. 624. 625. 626. 627. 628. 629. 630. 631 . 632. 633. 634. 635. 636. 63 7. 638. Freeze a pistol threatening you with a stun gun. Immobilize the pistol. Why not a drone chopper flying over a convoy to detect bombs, wires in road? One of the rotary blades sharper to shave around neck. Police car with camera sees and prints license plates, of fleeing thief. A piece of chocolate sticks to your teeth to enjoy, until brushed away. Warning in Afgan by U.S. pilots:"We are going to bomb you, get kids away." A pregnant toy Mom, w/Dad to explain to kids how next baby is coming. Large date on top of Xmas tree, 2007, 2008, or 2009. Good for taking pictures. A ceiling Xmas tree balloon one month before holiday, held magnetically. Family albums decorated for Xmas viewing. Xmas ornament on folded - up toilet seat. Test the erasers on pencils first before you buy. Danger when crossing when center yellow lines. Driver must be alert. It' s trees that makes Sun City so beautiful. Jewish star embellished on fried steak, upon request. Shimmering letters on license plates. Bolder letters. Y:z'' thick. Could a robot lead an American convoy to detect bomb wires? (lED) When the Phoenix Cardinals win, pizza and liquor sales are cheaper that day. Reward a child for good deeds, drop a coin in his bank. A man's smock to wear when he is eating at home A small brake pedal near the left foot, also. For seniors, bath towel with deceased wife' s picture printed on it. Screw driver or wrench hold 1 or 2 bolts, magnetized, which you just removed. When getting out of car, press down on springy seat to help lift you our of car. Or, lift yourself out of your car however you achieve. May be springy. Fancy soap bars to wash face. Dollar bill cap for men and boys. Dollar bills made out of rubber used as stair treads. 4-wheel walker can be made into a seat. If eating alone in a restaurant, you can hear fun/laughter by putting in ear piece. Plush booties to wear in bed for warmth. Not tight. - 329.- IDEAS - DECEMBER4, 2009 12,639. Motorcycle has two small wheels near footrest, needed for sharp turns. 640. No cleavage for girls behind desk, when you enter business. 641. Sign on car: "Courtesy means safety." 642. A 3rd set of car keys: 1)on key chain, 2) in wallet, 3) hidden behind license. 643, Bumpers added to new cars. Same color. Especially in comers. 644. Wii pocket billiard game. Learn how to shoot the right angles. 645. Man & wife licking same ice cream cone. 646. 5-wheel business chair, press center and you can spring up. 64 7. Constant fire-retardant on trees near home, to help stop spread of fire. 648. Loosen half the boot shoe laces to make you feel better. 649. Deal poker with 7 cards. Pick 5 to play your hand. 650. Print a Yl" black circle on golf ball. To aim at the cup. 651. Map of the U.S. on a Frisbee, or map of the world. 652. All presidents of the U. S. numbered on a Frisbee. 653. Or, all 9 or so planets around the sun also on a Frisbee. 654. McDonald' s sells half of an expensive burger. Too much to eat. 655. Grab both the handle of tea cup and saucer together to prevent spills. 656. French fries at Me Donald's should be thicker, not so thin. 657. Yellow, smiling picture on top of $1 .00 burgers, made of chocolate. 658. To change lanes in traffic, click directional lever 5 X before making move. 659. Passenger next to driver should be regarded as co-pilot. Alert. 660. Or, co-pilot has small pedal for brake. 661. Veterans in nursing homes may have plenty of time to think & be creative. 662. The reason for so many divorces today is that women need to work, money. 663. Before business men hire illegals they should be given simple verbal tests. 664. Lights go on in cockpit so pilots don't overshoot their destination. 665. Compress top of walker for one hand usage. Bottom still w/four wheels. 666. Cheap cigarettes contains no tar/nicotine. Inhale fresh air for your lungs. 667. Why shouldn't cops arrest illegals who don't speak English & no I.D.? 668. Travel chair for seniors. You can stand and possibly walk, holding on. 669 ... Angle raised toilet seat. 4" in back, 1" in front to evacuate easier. - 3 30 -- IDEAS - DECEMBER 8, 2009 12,670. 671. 672, 673. 674. 675. 676. 677. 678. 679. 680. 681. 682. 683. 684. 685. 686. 687. 688. 689. 690. 691. 692. 693. 694. 695. 696. 697. 698. 699. If hard stool & you have one to evacuate, touch ground a few seconds. To eliminate urine before bed, put left foot on porcelain and squeeze. Why can't men's knee high sox show a fatter calf? A sturdy chair that leans against the bath tub to lift you out. A casino toy. Kids drop in coins to save. Hit right numbers & retrieve coins. Put a $bills in tricky box. If kids figure how to open, it's theirs. Baseball game for kids: pitch a curvy soft ball to see if they can hit. A political Presidential picture for kids: fill in the blanks with names & numbers. The same way for kids to learn numbering. An electronic glove for kids to operate toy cars, fire engines, boats, etc. An alphabetic book w/printed letters A to Z, which a child cab copy. Kids learn to draw pictures of dogs/cats which in house, from books. An elongated plastic box puzzle for kids, alphabetized from head to toe. When practicing putting, stay with a short stick. Not for pros. Pretty drinking cup with rim shaped like lips, to sip from. Flexible piano excellent gift for nursing home for patients, with plenty of time. A series of Grand Canyon picture in one frame on wall. Digital. At the end of college/pro football game, interview players showing injuries. A few minutes before a chopper crashes, time for crew to get into safety suits. Every civilian driver in war zone sprayed, to destroy suicide bombs. Road ahead for soldiers, convoy sprayed by choppers to set off bombs. A pencil w/good eraser should be in every commercial place ofbusiness. Memory of seniors is dim. Send him a gift with easy questions to answer. A Plastic cover for coffee at McDonald's, opening to sip coffee. Reduce the number of football players on the field, to reduce injuries. A spinning globe with lights, top and bottom, to read countries. When choppers are near to one another, wings stop briefly to avoid crash. Learn skateboarding/scooter in Sun City. If walking is too much for seniors. Restrooms in S. C. gyms with purified air for 15 minutes. Wine bottle which pops open can be covered with silver cover. -3 31- IDEAS - DECEMBER 11 , 2009 12,700. 701. 702. 703. 704. 705. 706. 707. 708. 709. 710. 711. 712. 713. 714. 715. 716. 71 7. 718. 719. 720. 721. 722. 723. 724. 725. 726. 727. 728. 729. 730. A helicopter usually flies low. There should be a cushiony bounce crashing. Carry 6 different rings, cheap, on your key chain for new look. """" Each time your boy takes a shower, a coin pops out of his savings. Could a helicopter glide with small engine, landing safely in a crash? Carrying a stick on a hike (a spring optional at bottom of stick). Xmas tree which lights up. Also has candies, fruits, nuts to pick. SUDOKU cube puzzle under Xmas tree. A gift to the child who solves. Or, secret key boxes which takes talent to figure out. A talented key maker adjusts lock in car to thwart thieves. Before eat them up, bag of chocolate, cookies made into a puzzle. A soft whitening gum placed on tongue for a few minutes to whiten teeth. Semi-high heel walking shoes, the heel can be removed for flat comfort. Shampoo your hair w/special medical soap to get rid of headache. Sunglasses, fashionable, clear and clean on top, dark on bottom. Sponge from medical bottle can be sold separately if not in bottle. It's the first overall impression of a lady which attracts men, not fancy makeup. Dark shading at bottom of ladies glasses, to cover her wrinkles. Carry kleenex in case of bloody nose or slight bruise. A large deck of cards, all aces for ladies hand fan. Or, fake $200 bills as fan. Hunters going into snow/ crash carry red dye on top of car so plane fmds them. Those Taliban fighters who return fire, their homes marked in red to blow up. Getting old is not for fun. T.V. shows bad news in the world, you now live in it. Squeeze 2 hot dogs into one roll for more juice. Planes/choppers can't crash in mid-air. Both engines turn away w/alarm system. When lady puts groceries in car, she should put purse in first. Not leave in cart. When speeding cars face impact, STOP, to reduce damage. An alarm in each pilots seat, and radio contact, warn of traffic - from tower. Using simple pedal and hand exerciser strengthens your muscles. T-shirt for young lady: "Only I know what is in my Blackberry." Ifleg cramps bother you at bed time, put soap into socks. --3.22- IDEAS - DECEMBER 15, 2009 12,731. 732. 733. 734. 735. 736. 73 7. 738. 739. 740. 741. 742. 743. 744. 745. 746. 74 7. 748. 749. 750. 751. 752. 753. 754. 755. 756. 757. 758. 759. 760. 761. Spray a liniment in the ankle socks before going to bed. A mat in kitchen can be a sponge with gel to clean tile floor. Extra large magnifying plastic to read Yellow pages. The White House should light every night with red, white, blue. Classy men's suspenders. Very colorful on one side, solid on other. An radio alarm in helicopter cockpit when lifting off. Calculalor numerals lurn red if incorrecl. Old performers do not want to travel. You have$$ to go see them. A springy 5-galloon pail on top lifts you off floor, when kneeling. Or, the knee pads help spring you up, "Greatest collection of Jewish jokes." Soft cover. When you have an argument, or feel blue, keep playing, singing tunes. A draft of air from jet engines at take-off to avoid flying birds. Lace glued on top and back on ladies sneakers. Paste-on jewel where cleavage begins. Can be removed. If physically hurting, even teeth, be creative and divert attention. A black girl should wear a tan bra. A chalk board for child to draw family pictures, than can wipe off. Electronic chips in airplane luggage to detect and find stolen bags. An old lady with purse should ask grocery clerk to put groceries into car. Man' s knit cap could lower beyond ears to neck, if cold. Thin lips with older women should be outlined more with lipstick. Ladies shoulder strap of purse on opposite shoulder for more security. A bracelet or necklace, one part is magnifying glass. Part of the design. Ladies at social dance make themselves available, "Taking dance lessons." Nose guard for ladies glasses made of sparkling jewelry. Paint can bends on one side to pour out paint. Like a snout. Ottoman w/chair stores blanket. 5-legged desk chair can have foot exercise, if you sit too long. Nightstand can be made of cardboard. Dress up w/colorful cloth. Have a flexible lamp near your chair, to be moved easily. - 3 33-- IDEAS - DECEMBER 18, 2009 12, 762. A few solar panels front of house at Xmas sprays & sprinkles lights all over. 763. A seat chair could be lowered or raised for back support 764. A young ladies ass to place on wall socket for on & off switches. 765. Put coins in boys pocket, up to $1.00, to see ifhe attempts to buy anything. 766. Seniors in nursing homes learn to sing together, a choir, well over 80's. 767. Seniors can carry a pop-gun at night, if they fall, aim at windows, garage. 768. Top step of ladder has an extension to hold tools. 769. Paint can fits snuggly in indented circle on extended ladder step. 770. Make coffee drinking glass like soda bottle, latte, thin on top, no spills. 771. Jewish star bum on hamburger, if requested. Special grill. 772. To prevent football damage to players, 1" foam Wlder helmet. 773. Slogan for Sun City 50th anniversary "Still the best." 774. Amber lights may be the cause of red-light crashes. 775. If you want moments of peace, stay away from people who trouble you. 776. With a Walker, learn to use one hand to steer. Perhaps pushing, using no hands. 777. A stun gun attached to cops pistol. To drop bad guys pistol, instead of shooting. 778. When lights go out in home, telephones light up more. Emergency batteries. 779. Removable tattoos show a heart or The Bible. Better th:inkiug. 780. Trash can opener. Crushes garbage bag down. 781. At the onset of a forest fire, bombard it with explosives. 782. To make pillows more fluffy use air pellets. Or just plan air. 783. A strap on tall ladder to hold person who reaches too far. 784. You can program many dance steps carried on the floor on a GPS or blackberry. 785. Over 1,000 original ideas to read from band computer, for fun & creativity. 786. A wheelchair can climb a street curb in an emergency. 787. Sun glasses frames can support hearing aids without notice. 788. What happened to whistling your favorite tunes? 789. Why can't a device on dash tells you what page to look at to solve problem? 790. A small battery charger carried in the trunk of your car. 791. Men, don't have to shave every day. Leave one day stubble. 792. If you wake up from a bad dream, do some housework, eat, go back to sleep. -33 '1r- IDEAS - DECEMBER 25, 2009 12,793. Go to a photographer who will take your picture in front of 7 Wonders of world. 794. Tight brakes to give bicycle rider chance to put feet on ground. 795. Colorful point on man's open collar. More dressy. 796, Been paying car insurance to Allstate. If I pass away my children should $ break. 797. Tall ladder held tighter with suction cups on top. 798. Two pieces ofluggage tied together at home. Comes out on carousel. 799. Harder golf balls for putting. Not for pros. 800. You don't have to leave a tip. You'll feel better when you leave. 801. Add extra pieces of chopped meat to leftovers in fridge. 802. You loose weight when you sleep too long. 803. If you get a flat and ride on rims for a while, lug wrenches loosen. 804. You can make side windows of car stretch further around for more viewing. 805. The heavier protection around car to protect you, the slower you go. 806. Front window of a car can't break in a crash. It pops out, whole. 807. Or, in a heavy snow storm the heat from window does not allow snow to stick. 808. Rear flat in back of car, you can drive longer on rim. Get out of traffic. 809. Front hood of car does not pop up in frontal crash. 81 0. In middle of steering wheel, a notice reminding you to drive carefully. 811. The smaller putter into ground, the easier to putt. Not for pros. 812. A black family should adopt a poor white kid, to give him home, education. 813. Finishing dinner & undecided going to bathroom, look at Blackberry tolJet pies. 814. The words on a Ipod are unclear. Should show up on C-phone. 815. 5% off bill when you go back to the same gas station. 816. Pass a football around in a group after a great play. 817. The first earmarks of a bomb/explosion, the soldiers cloths cover face/hand. 818. Brush slowly not vigorously with toothbrush for 2/3 minutes. 819. Wake up more refreshed by not jumping out of bed quickly. Think of blessings. 820. Refreshed after waking up. Have juice after going to toilet. 821. If bomb hurled by Afghan terrorist, Air corps should bomb house. 822. Cut electric bomb wire in Afghan. The convoy shoots out destructive beam. IDEAS - DECEMBER 29, 2009 12, 823. Can you shut your door bell off while you are sleeping? Same as phones. 824. Thing creatively throughout the day and stress will be minimized. 825. Spray a mild adhesive on tennis racquet for firmer grip. 826. Could a police officer points a gun at bad guy, also has a spray to numb him? 827. Special socks for man with built-in metatarsal pad sewn in. 828. Touch bottom of plastk toilet safety support, to assure evacuation. 829. Extra suppolt at ends of air bed for two people with bad backs. 830. Snap-on an additional head on ladies attractive ring. On and off, lovely. ' 831. When you go 10 to 20 MPH past the limit, the dash blinks too much speed. 832. Seat, handle, pedals may be adjusted to avoid tilt and falling. 833. Picture of deceased mate on the pendulum of grandfather clock. Enhanced. 834. Can Jift 1he tray, in Walker Tray, closer to your chest. For more control. 83 5. An appeal to young business ladies to speak louder for business calls. 836. Or, if a telephone number is left, it should be repeated, loud. 837. Always lean forward when you are up on a ladder. 838. A ladies beauty jar split in half, one side cream for wrinkles, other for moisture. 839. Commercial announcers to speak slower. No racing, not loud, firm and slow. 840. A classy ladies ring that lights up. 841. If in doubt, a telephone call to a merchant can put you on the right track. 842. Special window spray for cars. No streaks. 843. In the hardware store when you buy a spray or cleaner, free refills. 844. Feel better when you clean yourself with special tingle paper, after toilet #2. 845. Scrub sponges can remove worn out side, and start with new side. 846. Save grocery green tags for handing Xmas ornaments on tree. 847. Write, call Az. Republic. If readers out of work, they can be inventive/creative. 848. The pillow which cradles your neck should have printing "Love" to relax you. 849. Senior in wheelchair may be able to stand behind and climb steps, w/chair. 850. 4" gel cushion for front seat of car to get out easier for seniors. 851. Religious cross/Jewish star printed on cover sheet in bed to tuck under. 852. Extend 4" foam seat for toilet, way out L/R, more room to go and clean IDEAS - JANUARY 5, 2010 12,853. 854. 855. 856. 857. 858. 859. 860. 861. 862. 863. 864. 865. 866. 867. 868. 869. 870. 871 . 872. 873. 874. 875. 876. 877. 878. 879. 880. 881. 882. Arms on shower seat to help get up. Easy grip for toe nails, light up if about to clip skin. A scale on side of bed to see how much you have lost sleeping. Can you wear s knee support, mild, when sleeping? Fancy, colorful collars when men wear open collars with suits. Classic loafers which can stretch lengthwise. Elastic tips. Put keys on bottom of bra, not into cleavage. An arm spring for driver for right hand on door. Press down to lift out. Caps on tire gauge tum red when pressure is low. Or, tire shows red on edges. for arthritic toes, cushions between toes to comfort toes. A metatarsal pad, clipped over toes, every other day. Put tight, cheap rings on fmgers when using keyboard. You can test a blog, which you developed, without your E-mail address. A magnetic cane at bottom to pick up what you dropped. Optional A complex wheelchair should show instructions on the Internet. A powerful searchlight could be directed at pain in body. Sign on wheelchair for seniors who are lonely, "I'm available to talk with." Medical I.D. bracelet magnetized to wheelchair. Could people have numbers to call for emotional problems to settle down? Or, your favorite song on a I-pod could reduce the problem. Medical I.D. bracelet around neck of seniors if they faint or fall. Seniors ladies bring two pair of shoes to a social dance. Ladies sandals has a flap up front to cover toes if A/C too cold. Bible expressions fit on business cards to go into wallet. Have mop nearby when cups of water spill on dance floor. Why can't doctors stop your pills after awhile? Seniors to teach black kids in school, math, science, etc. to remove prejudice? When working outdoors, men's gloves should extend up to elbows. Can repair men's gloves fingers by flipping new fmgers down from top. - 3 3 7- JANUARY 12, 2010 12,883. 884. 885. 886. 887. 888. 889. 890. 891. 892. 893. 894. 895. 896. 897. 898. 899. 900. 90 1. 902. 903. 904. 905. 906. 907. 908. 909. 910. 911. 912. 913. Planes bomb Afghan homes of terrorists, drop leaflets,"We are at war." Remotes light up when not in proper place. Direct a small LED flashlight at favorite pictures to enjoy. Is brief coughing/sneezing good for you? Your eyes are the key to your brain. What you see is what you think, briefly. Men's open collar shows half-colorful underwear. Write a song like "Night & Day" for deceased hubby/wife. A spring in front car seat, to lift seniors out of car. Or, the spring is on the door. Because of no bumpers in rear of new cars, they are easily dented. To strengthen knees for seniors, bend over kitchen chairs a few times. Longer glides for longer rocking in rocking chair. Or, lean side to side for exercise in same rocking chair. If you have a problem with another person, try talking to them personally. An open wrench can have 2 or 3 extra wrenches in handle. Half the size of a thick mop. You can squeeze water out of it, by hand. In head on crash, the hood pops up straight. Doesn' t break car window. The lower front of car, the less wear on tires. Better mileage. The inside of front door should be decorative. A motorcycle leads a convoy in Afghan to scan for wires of lED bombs. Firemen clothes should have cooling agent to protect them further. Can pharmacist notify doctor if new RX conflicts with drugs already taken? Drop a small atomic bomb in the middle of Afghan mountains as a warning. Count to 7, raise your toes while seated. Makes getting up easier for seniors. Car window is flexible. Won't break. Soon as a fire is spotted in a home, a chopper drops fire-retardant. A motorcycle leads fire truck thru traffic and red lights. Apply a strong brush, thick spray color of car, to prevent scrapes, dents. Larger size mirrors in cars. There are no more love songs. Seniors can't under~'tand today's lyrics. Car manufactures should consider safety first, how to avoid crashes & killings. - 33F'-- IDEAS - JANUARY 15, 2010 12, 914. Put a small hearing device on listening end of phone, to hear better. 915. A chip in credit cards, if stolen, immediately locates thief and scare them. 916. Or, C-phone in wallet with credit cards, ready to ring 911, if stolen. 917. Or, chip also inC-phone. 918. The digital picture frame should show one picture all day, then the next picture. 919. The sheet metal on cars should be flexible, bounce back if damaged. 920. Another key to open back door of your car. Carried in pocket, iflocked out. 921 . A soft bumper all around car, even doors, color of car. Little dents. 922. Spray your car color on any outside damage. Rustoleum, then wipe damage off. 923. When you cuddle on your side of bed, it also has soft/firm on each side. 924. Backaches from bed may disappear, one day soft, one day firmer. 925. Pillows used for side sleeping, can also be soft or firm. 926. Stun gun from police car stops getaway bad guy, soon as he opens stolen car. 927. As soon as robbery is committed in bank, a siren warns all cars to be alert. 928. Soldiers backpack, the weight lifted by 2" circwnference, heliwn or gas, etc. 929. After you fill up gas, give extra 10 shots to fill up completely. 930. When regular gas is half empty, fill with high test gas once in awhile. 931. A larger brake and gas peddle. 932. Another small brake, along side traditional brake. 933. A small gas peddle, along traditional peddle, to use in heavy traffic. 934. "Use hand brake" flashes on dash, if brakes fail. 935. A small ramp to lift wheelchairs in and out of car trunk. 936. Why can't the banks check ATM machines every day? 937. Attach a magnetized floral display to minimize dent in car. 938. Magnifying glass fits in purse or pocket or on key chain. 939. Window opens & seat belt releases automatically when car hits water. 940. Can Hebrew translators help by learning Arabic? 941. A 2-3" spring in front of 4-legged chair in waiting room, to get you up. 942. As you see a tornado coming at you in your car, get off the road, lights out. IDEAS - JANUARY 22,2010 12,943. 944. 945. 946. 947. 948. 949. 950. 951. 952. 953. 954. 955. 956. 957. 958. 959. 960. 961. 962. 963. 964. 965. 966. 967. 968. 969. 970. 971. 972. 973. Carry a sign, "C-phone" if stuck in traffic and you need one. Men should major an effort to lead ballroom dancing, to please the ladies. Year long calendar should have large, bold dates. Good cutting knifes in restaurant when you order steak. Pick-up glass of water from bottom, to avoid spills. G.l.'s carrying heavy backpacks may be lighter w/2" air-gas band aJJ around. Top right comer of colorful full page ad in Vogue should show manufacturer. Announcers on radio/T.V. should deliberately speaks very slow. Rails all around American ships in case of very heavy storms. Protect sailors. Signals/beams on American ships/subs to keep enemy ships far away. Protection ~ Eyeglass frames for ladies same color as earrings. Chocolate kisses double the size. Electronic/magnetic protective circle around American ship to destroy torpedoes. Ladder legs fatter at bottom. No tilt. The blade on hand saw can be on both sides, different cutting edges. A assortment of knifes, screw drivers, in one cover on key chain. Closed or open scissors can become a knife, razor. A table loaded with tools on display/for sale at Ace hardware. You can squeeze a small orange/lemon atop beer bottle to get another taste. Should be a large sign when pumping gas: "Make sure engine is off." A Blackberry can tip you off of impending diseases. And explain them? Learn to whistle when playing favorite tunes on I-pod. They should allow Blackberry to draw the right cards from deck, playing poker. To be safe in heavy snow storm in car, the window heats up. Marines can spray Afghan homes knocking out kids & women, killing terrorists. Heavy backpack for American G.I.'s lightened with perimeter air/gas all around. A small battery charger for car carried in trunk of car. "If you have everything in the world, like Tiger Woods, you're in trouble. Song. The extra runway on aircraft carrier can extend. A helicopter w/scoop can dig a ftre line to stop fue advances. Wear a WWII veterans cap, or whatever, to reminisce. IDEAS - FEBRUARY 2, 2010 12,974. 975. 976. 977. 978. 979. 980. 981. 982. 983. 984. 985. 986. 987. 988. 989. 990. 991. 992. 993. 994. 995. 996. 997. 998. 999. Garage door automatically closes after an hour opened at night.. Blackberry can alert you to stress, tells you what to do on C-phone? In a parking lot, back-up slowly, honking hom. Cigarettes have the size, to start stopping. A heart-shaped toilet seat. Or, a square toilet seat which can be enlarged? Hunters in winter, if car is covered w/snow, red balloons alert searchers. Bomber jackets with patch, WWII, Korea, Vietnam, etc. Free chocolate/candy gift when you check out at supermarket. When you buy a soft cover Bible, there are 100 names & phone numbers pastors, rabbis, to consult with. If wrists get thinner, add a pad in back of wrist watch. Stop in correct lane when you come to red light. If you like music, and love to dance, best exercise. I small light to press on key chain. A lady driving alone at night makes various turns to avoid follower. Wear knee pads, elbow pads, gloves & helmet if you fall off bike. Can the top of a ladies diamond ring be changed, if she shops? Or, the ring can be covered to tone down the beauty. Magnifying glass over scale to read weight accurately. A urinal clips in front of Walker. When you wake up, it's there. A harmonica along side favorite chair. Listening to music, try it. Double padding for football players, Or, basketball players should wear elbow pads. Balding dark hair men should have thick dark eyebrows. T.V. announcers should emphasize serious injuries of NFL players. Double back support wNelcro padding for your comfort. IDEAS - FEBRUARY 5, 2010 13,000. 01. 02. 03. 04. 05. 06. 07. 08. 09. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21 . 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. When shooting billiards/tennis, wear stronger lenses to make ball larger. Large leather sport bag can be zipped in half for smaller load. Can special gases all around G.l. 's backpack left the weight off soldier? Invite a grandson, or teenager to update computer, phones, T.V., radios. Padding on handles of bikes and elsewhere to prevent chest injuries. Instead of a cuckoo noise from heirloom clock, spouse is shown kissing you. Why can't 52 dance steps be shown on hand held video, deck of cards? Pizza 3" thick. Autistic people can think by themselves in a creative way. Co-pilot in car should have access to hom. Or, co-pilot should have access to brake. Picture of your child, children, on your favorite drinking glass. Second handle on coffee cup is small, on other side of normal handle. A square coin of deceased spouse embedded to carry in pocket or purse. To protect future football injuries, study how it happened on the field. Among friends golfing, two shots ifthey miss putt. Double diamond wrist bracelets on each side ofwatch, for ladies. Why can't preachers/rabbis assure seniors they will meet loved ones in heaven? A small musical piano keyboard near the computer to tap songs you enjoy. If you are curious and polite, look in Yellow Pages to ask business questions. Invite a computer-handyman technician to update, digitalize my Ideas. When you use stun gun on a attacker, press emergency button around neck. Spray a chocolate flavor over meat during dinner. Loosens cutting also. A one-piece round cushion seat for bicycle. Elevated in center. A printed asset sheet when boy meets girl. Or, young lady hands man a sheet: married, divorced, 2 kids, etc. Purifier from music box. Another good reason to enjoy favorite music. Apply a sound amplifier to phone to hear better. For men, a neck bib around shirt collar when eating dinner. No sloppy mess. A rim inside glass of water, about 1" from top, to prevent spilling. Pencils hold rubber bands on top, under eraser. ~- J 2-j 2. - IDEAS - FEBRUARY 9, 2010 13,031. Warning red sign outside your doors: "Home is protected by unseen cameras." 032. Your overhead fan plays favorite songs for a few minutes before sleep. 033. Use pumice stone or small blade to sharpen larger knives. 034. Waiting room chair, assist getting up for seniors by spring in front legs. 035. A stun gun carried by ladies leaving Mall at night. Atop purse or in hand. 036. A hard golf ball atop men's keys in pocket to protect 2$$ and house keys. 037. Necklaces light up on and off occasionally. 038. If business is bad, commercial places should open early, stay late. 039. A fotmtain pen that writes thin or thick. 040. If hand writing is shaky, wear large type ring on both fingers. 041. If car stalls, dash board tells you what page to look at in glove compartment. 042. If steak is too tough put it through grinder for chopped meat 043. If you live in snowy area, tires can extend cleats for better traction. Built in. 044. Cut your home steak in small pieces before putting in oven. 045. If seniors can't use fork to pick up steak, use a spoon. 046. Heirloom clock plays favorite tunes softly on the hour. 047, If handwriting is shaky, squeeze a softball a minute or two before writing. 048. Rocking chair easier for seniors to get up. 049. Jack-in-the-box stores should show big head, long nose as seen on T.V. 050. Learning how to play poker, your memory has to be very sharp. 051. Why can't white people ask Latinos to speak English in public with children? 052. Why can't hom in car be blasting while thief tries to get into car? 053. Artificial police badge on ladies purse. 064. If it snows heavy, and you have to back out of garage, add a plow for path . 065. During holidays, all condos in Sun City should have red and green lights. 066. In a rainy, snowy storm, pull car over to side and turn lights off. 067. Or, when you pull over, flashy STOP sign should warn cars behind you. 068. Bicycle seat can move up and down to glide along. Relieve back pressure. 069. Or, you can adjust one pedal higher or lower. 070. Put on back and chest protection when bicycling. IDEAS - FEBRUARY 26,2010 13, 071. Signs miles ahead on road, "Dust stonn coming ahead. Slow down. Stop." 072. Picture engraved on Heirloom clock of father, mother or grandparents. 073. A 1" flap in back of shoe, Velcro, in case shoe is too large. 074. A portable GPS guide for motorcycle riders. 075. Your cars strong beam can light-up house, Xmas decorations every night. 076. Jewish Book of Prayer, in English, similar to the Bible. 077, Dollar bills, one dozen, handing from Xmas tree. 078. Santa Claus dressed as cop with pistol in front of house to warn thieves. 079. "Glory to the World" printed under pictures of 7 Wonders of the World. 080. A booklet "Home Repairs" tell how to fix things & gives E-mail to illustrate. 081. A Yell ow Page opener keeps big pages open to read. 082. Pencil & paper in hand when watching movie, reading books, to create. 083. A complete video of referee errors in critical professional games. 084. Extra long thin scissors can become a razor blade. 085. If you don't know mechanics, go to gas station and ask. In nice way. 086. How can a 80 year senior adopt to today's technology? Only by asking. 087. Ask a 10 to 12 year old what he does in school, you will remember your own. 088. Child's first name on rub-off sheet. He'll remember his own name. 089. A purse shaped like a football, basketball and baseball/bat to show you're a fan. 090. Back support, knee pads, elbow pads for NBA players, 091. When your children are young, you have little problems/ older bigger problems. 092. Deal 7 poker cards. Pick 5 as your hand. Then draw 2 or stay put. 093. If hand-held game can be played electronically, why can't 50 dance steps seen? 094. Golf ball increases in size and weight, if you want to, for putting. Different ball. 095. A larger button for men's rear pocket, where wallet is kept. 096. Give a young child a Cell phone to keep in touch. He'll learn & start education. 097. Or, seniors can do the same. 098. Two neighbors ride on one bike to and from work. 099. Why don't doctors recommend nutrient foods instead ofRx? 100. Paper wrapped around a short pencil in shirt pocket for quick notes. 101 . Can a spring be on a car door to help lift you out? IDEAS - MARCH 2, 2010 13, 102. 103. 104. 105. 106. I 07. 108. 109. 110. 11 J . 112. 113. 114. 115. 116. 117. 118. 119. 120. 121. 122. 123. 124. 125. 126. 127. 128. 129. 130. 131 . A large spoon with fork on one side to eat dinner. For seniors. Press back of car seat cushion to spring yourself out of car. 6 outlet prongs should have a holder on top. A dog barks automatically, even without a dog, if bad guys break in. A full-length body pillow to cuddle your deceased mate. Presidents and states at the dinner table can be pictured on a bib. A car can't skid in snow storm, even on ice. Metal protrudes from tires. Fancy gadget on toilet plunger. You can't fall asleep, or nap, in desk chair. Leaning back awakes you. Rim, circle can be a shredder in waste basket next to you, seated. On the phone, merchant should ask personal questions of credit card user. Or, face to face, merchant should be suspicious of card holder. Ask questions. Top sheet tucked under comers of bed, and stay there. The Koran, read by rescuers after suicide attack, show hypocrisy of religion. If credit card stolen, last 4 numbers should rub off with new fingerprints. A senior man can wear elastic stretch panel over shirt, for aching back. A one foot arm connected to side ofbed frame to lift out of bed. A flexible blanket automatically covers bomb damage on a plane, from fuselage Credit card numbers diffused if stolen and other fingerprints apparent. When you shuffle playing cards a certain way, everyone gets a good hand. A finger-built pumice stone, to eliminate toilet rim. Classic man's wallet stays put in back pocket with Velcro and button. A new soft, larger arch support for man's shoes on dance floor. If mild car smack up, both cars stop immediately. No forward motion. Air bag should be for passengers in back of car also. Double-face tape holds picture on wall, no nails. Buy 3 rings together, Thin. But center ring is with a dian1ond. Emergency stacks to put around your car if stalled on highway. Men's cap on ladies next to driver to show 2 men driving. The wheel does not move into you if car crash. Moves to the side. IDEAS - MARCil 26,2010 13, 132. 133. 134. 135. 136. 13 7. 138. 139. 140. 141. 142. 143. 144. 145. 146. 147. 148. 149. 150. 151. 152. 153. 154. 155. 156. 157. 158. 159. 160. Can a hand-held scanner device detect suicide bomber's explosives? A mattress automatically gets firmer when you sleep on one side, don't turn. Men singles in ow-sing homes, 80-90, figures oul ways for sex. Or, a porno film for men/ladies in 80's-90's. Black box in rear of plane which crashes, door opens, & signals location. Certain aches and pains can remind you of your blessings & achievements. A small amplifier to place on your phone to hear better. Rye glasses to fit firmly on nose, no slipping down. Your co-pilot in car has binoculars to read street signs ahead. Or, binoculars can tell driver how heavy traffic is ahead, by co-pilot. In NFL, the quarterback can only be hjt by one dcfcnsjve player. Less jnjuries. If shoulder hurts, put that ann into sleeve first. All cleaning material should have sprays, not just caps. A clean glow for car windows. No streaks. Looks polished. Car salesmen offers cookies/pretzels lo customer as a greeting. A can of paint, after removing flat top has opener to pour out paint. When washing face in bathroom put glasses in plush-lining holder. Won't fall. A small 1" circle magnifier on key chain. Use cun·ent spray over grandma's old fashion wrinkle remover. Get tips from ladies in nursing homes, to help with aches & Rx's. Men can look dressy in robe, slippers, pajamas all day in house ifhair combed. Can diffuse any power in genital area with strong light. T.V. ads should mention product at beginning, with no story, and at end. A "sniffer machine" at end of archway before boarding plane to detect bombs. Markers on Velcro back supports. Apply Ben Gay to aching back/hip before putting on brace. Footrest in wheelchair supports patient when need to stand. Don't have to fold cru1e, easily slips in back of car. Two canes attached by solid rod to support better walking.