Chapter 14. Recess Time. Comtrol DeviceMaster Software Development Kit

Chapter 14. Recess Time

This bizarre little intermission gives the reader a chance to relax and maybe laugh a bit.

Fellow Linux user, greetings! You are reading something which

will bring you luck and good fortune. Just e-mail a copy of

this document to 10 of your friends. Before making the copies,

send a 100-line Bash script to the first person on the list

at the bottom of this letter. Then delete their name and add

yours to the bottom of the list.

Don't break the chain! Make the copies within 48 hours.

Wilfred P. of Brooklyn failed to send out his ten copies and

woke the next morning to find his job description changed

to "COBOL programmer." Howard L. of Newport News sent

out his ten copies and within a month had enough hardware

to build a 100-node Beowulf cluster dedicated to playing

Tuxracer. Amelia V. of Chicago laughed at this letter

and broke the chain. Shortly thereafter, a fire broke out

in her terminal and she now spends her days writing

documentation for MS Windows.

Don't break the chain! Send out your ten copies today!

Courtesy 'NIX "fortune cookies", with some alterations and many apologies

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